I first heard of this plan at the airport the morning of the "The Dude Abides!!!!" kick-off party. Not in the termimnal where my-face-to-face friendship with Chalupa begain, but in a private hangar behind which the Dude had parked his car in a handicapped zone. The Dude said so himself regarding the, uh, Rushmore that, uh, well, he was amused. And he named Davey Crockett (or was it Daniel Boone?) as the fourth face to be carved into the mountain but then caught himself and got them all right. Lotta strands.

This attraction would be a worthy achievement and a purt good generator of t-shirts and what-have-yous for my shrine.