Written by Chalupa
Wednesday, 06 May 2009 04:11
Huge Tornado rips up 20-foot square area near Dallas
Local Man Vows to Rebuild
AP - Carrollton man Dan Prall swore he would rebuild
after an apparent F5 tornado touched down in his garden overnight,
ripping out weedblock and scattering anchor pins. Fortunately, his
house was spared. When asked for his reaction, Prall replied "You
ghoulish m*****f****r, this proves there are no gods. If there were,
they'd have taken the house next door and left this alone!"
Wearing a LebowskiFest shirt with "Do you see what happens, Larry?",
Prall said "it was random chance that f***** me in the a**". "I'm
marking this one zero".