|Written by Chalupa|
|Friday, 21 September 2007 14:13|
Hello Fellow Achievers,
I got a good story for you… A good friend of mine and fellow Coffee Drink Enthusiast… Well my good friend Bo (James Boyd Jr.) and his father Jim Bo (James Boyd Sr.) are from Rhode Island, home of Coffee Milk, which is a coffee syrup similar to the thickness of Hershey’s syrup but instead of being made of chocolate it is made of coffee. Well it is usually use to make a Frappe’ which is like a coffee milkshake. But coffee milk is the official drink of Rhode Island… Well my friend Bo introduced me to Caucasians and Brown Caucasians back in the 90’s which could be served with or without alcohol as I have explained in the other e-mail. Well the cool thing is that with some vodka, milk and autocrat brand coffee syrup you can make a russian/cacasion pretty easily… We usually add sugar or sweetener to the mix… I add either caramel (sugar free syrup) or the real thing to the mix which actually taste really good.
Anyway I am way off track, so here is my story… My friend Bo looks like Hyde from that 70’s show and his father to whom I call Sr., who everyone else including his son calls him Jim Bo….Jim Bo looks like Jeff the Dude Dowd except he wears his sun glasses every where in doors outside and wears flip flops shorts and Hawaiian pattern shirts every where…. And like all Rhode Islanders loves Coffee Milk…. As much as the dude loves Russians…. So Sr. (Jim Bo) is kind of a cross between Tommy Chong and Jeff Dowd… Kind a funny character… So I was over his house and he offered me a Caucasian as usual and I was telling him of the movie the Big Lebowski and how he is like the dude… He said “Who the F$%K is the dude?”… I said he is this guy like you who loves White Russians and Bowls… He replies “I hate Fuc%in bowling!”, I told him he just had to watch the movie… So we did and he really loves the movie… afterwards he said Kelley (that’s me), lets go out and do something, I was like what, h
“uh…you know, F-It lets go play pool!”… You see he hates bowling but loves to go to pull halls, bars, well any place with a pool table… He likes the shi+y food and smoke… that Jim Bo is a character who does not smoke pot but smokes pipe tobacco in a hookah and in bongs… He says that you get more nicotine that way… Though not the dude he is akin to him in many ways… His son (Bo) has been a good friend of mine since I got out of High School and we both went to college together. Our love of Kevin Smith movies, Lebowski, and Terintino Films (the early ones) is amazing, so much that my wife totally does not under stand the Tao/Zen/Pacifist Dudeness that these films bring… It is the case for laying back and taking life easy because it is way too short. My father dies last year of a heart attack and it is the worst think I have witnessed in my life… He spent so much time helping others with out having too much fun… We always talked about doing fun stuff but that never happened… So
going to do just that… F-it, lets go bowling… Like Lebowski Office Style!!! Any who thanks for responding…
In the meantime, The Dude Abides!!!
Kelley aka Elduderino