Name: bryan parys (I think capital 'B's and 'P's are ugly)

Favorite Character: Brandt

Likes: old things (clothes, cookware, my grandmother)

Dislikes: new things (Aberzombies, Teflon, your grandmother)

Sworn Enemies: People who watch and like 'The King of Queens'; middle schoolers

Favorite Sport: Skimboarding/Fencing

Favorite Food: if it's spicy and a bit bitter, I'll probably love it (but it will give me a stomachache. And I'm ok with that)

Favorite Bands: Radiohead, Fleet Foxes, Caspian

Favorite favorite: What?

Memorable Quotes: "Keep your lamplight trimmed and burning." - Beck

Best Bowling Score: 121 (in junior high--that's good right?)

Involved in Episode: 24, 26