Name: Tim C. Lofton

Favorite Character: Theodore Donald Kerabatsos

Likes: Music, sports of all kind, historical expeditions, burritos, you.

Dislikes: Anything or anyone that would kill the Dude's buzz.

Arch Nemesis: Tom Brady or Santa Claus

Favorite Sport: Base-ah-ball.  Cubbies Base-ah-ball

Favorite Food: The indomitable Chipotle burrito

Memorable Quotes: "Son, you are a sad, sad cliche." - My dad

Best Bowling Score: 187.  I am no Donny.

Involved in Episodes: 6, 7

Tim C. Lofton is a valued member of many shopping clubs, though he does not have his Ralph's Card.  He is a goofy-looking gentleman, and when he is not pretending to be a bigwig at his job in Indianapolis, he is introducing himself to many "business contacts", often introducing himself as being "from the internet".